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Michiel Oakes 345513
Washington State Penitentiary
1313 N. 13th Ave
Walla Walla, Washington 99362

I bet you thought there were only two options: You can find light-hearted, funny guys, but they’re superficial, or you can find deep, serious passionate guys who can barely give anyone a laugh or even a smile. Turns out I’ve got a superpower because I’m both, and I’m packaged in this snazzy bod that has all the bells and whistles. Want to plumb the depths of Heidegger or Kierkegaard? I’m your man. Roll out a saucy double-entendre though and we can share a sly chuckle together. From the riches of Rumi’s poetry, straight to a cheeky limerick about self-removing trousers, I’m right with you.

My ‘day job’ is as an author of reasonably successful science fiction novels, but my evenings and weekends have a lot of free time just now, so hit me up.

Date of Birth: 5/26/1968
Height: 5'8"
Education: College
Occupation before prison: Writer
Earliest Release Date: 2035
Maximum Release Date: 2036
Would you like letters from both sexes: Women
(This does not refer to sexual orientation)  
Can you receive email: Yes
If yes, which service: securustech.net
Can you respond to email: Yes
Activities in prison: Beekeeping, yoga, teaching, fitness
Anything else: